Wan's World

28 March 2013, 07:03:16

Old Folk

THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE   A farmer stopped by his local garage to have his Land Rover MOT’d, and as they couldn’t do it while he waited, he didn’t live far and would walk home.   On the way home he stopped at B&Q...

28 March 2013, 07:03:34

ANOTHER

—– The Pastor’s Ass> >The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and >it won. > >The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey >that he entered it in the race >again and it won again. > >The local paper...

28 March 2013, 07:03:28

For a better understanding of the economy

SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM … You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State...

28 March 2013, 07:03:49

IRISH VIAGRA ….. TOO FUNNY

An Irish woman of advanced    age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s    libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’    asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said…   ...

25 March 2013, 07:03:16

Train Ride

The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company.   Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am...

25 March 2013, 07:03:12

The Three Bears

The THREE BEARS story updated! A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning… Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty....

25 March 2013, 07:03:23

WHAT’S IN A NAME ?

A little American Indian boy asked his father, the big chief of the tribe, “Father, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have short names like Bill , Tex or Sam?” His father replied, “My son, our names...

24 March 2013, 08:03:09

Restaurants to avoid !!

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24 March 2013, 08:03:05

A Pilot Father’s Tough Love…

A Pilot Father’s Tough Love… Most people today think it improper to discipline children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have had one of ‘those moments.’ Since I’m a pilot, one...