Wan's World

Month: March 2013

  • Very Thought provoking sayings !

  • Enjoy life

    54-story twisting tower in Malmo , Sweden .

     

    The Breathtaking Melissani Cave in Greece .

     

    The Crooked Forest

     

    Komodo Island   Indonesia

     

    Piano and Violin Building   China

     

    Firework Long Exposure Shot

     

    Mountain-side farming in the province of Bolzano (Bozen) in Italy .

     

    Tree House

     

    Lavender Field  France

     

    The pink and lovely…” Hiller Lake ” ( Western Australia )
    Its startling colour remains a mystery and while scientists have proven it’s not due to the presence of algae,    unlike the other salt lakes down under, they still can’t explain why it’s pink.

     

    The gap between Europe and the United States is widening – by one inch a year.This photograph shows the vast gap between the two tectonic plates, as seen by a British scuba diver.  
    Alex Mustard, 36, dived 80 feet into the crevice between North America and Eurasia to reveal the stunning landscape.
    The area – near Iceland – is riddled with faults, valleys, volcanoes and hot springs ,caused by the plates pulling apart at about 1 inch per year.

     

    ~Big Island , Hawaii

     

    An onlooker of the annular solar eclipse witnesses the celestial event on May 20, 2012 .Albuquerque, New Mexico , USA

     

    ‘Natural Architecture’ of Italy

     

    To Sua Ocean Trench – Upolu , Western Samoa

     

    The Fly Geyser – Wonder of Nature.  Nevada , US.

     

    World’s biggest cave found in Vietnam

     

    Meteora   Greece

     

    Cuban  land snail

     

    Frozen waterfall  Slovenia

     

    Lenticular Clouds above South Georgia Island

     

    Gardening Apartment , Thailand …

     

    Colorful Desserts

     

    Freedom Park Charlotte , NC

     

    Vermillion Cliffs National Monument , Arizona

     

    Christmas Lights, Selangor , Malaysia.

     

    ” Niagara waterfall – The edge”

     

    Grotta Palazzese, a restaurant located inside an ancient cave facing the Adriatic Sea

  • Hilarious pictures “Help me !!”太棒啦！

    你該減肥了啦！我會累呢！(Too heavy,you need on diet!)

     

    好啦！我再一下下就好了啦！(Just need a little more time to finish it)

     

    這個高度就可以了！( High enough?)

     

    免驚，我來護送你們過馬路！(Let me escort you!)

     

    好啦！我會用啦！我自己來就可以了啦！(Ok!Ok!! let me do it by myself!)

     

    我多少也可以盡點力的！(I can help push it too)

     

    你可要快點，我快抬不動了！(Faster! I cannot hold it any longer!)

     

    還差一點，再用力推高一點！(Can you lift higher?)

     

    小馬哥，多謝了！(You help me a lot my little horse brother. Thanks!)

     

    暧！你鼻子再低一點，不要噴到我身上！(Don’t spray on me, please lower down a little bit!)

     

    來，我幫你壓！等一下你也要幫我喔！(Leave some for me, next is my turn!)

     

    我先幫你把殘餘的東西清除，等下會好洗些！(Let me clean first!)

     

    來我幫你！我上次就是這樣出去的！(That was the way I climbed out last time)

     

    哇！還是差一點點，看不到外面！(Not high enogh to see outside yet!)

     

    上次有教你怎麼做的，成功了等下有肉吃！(Nice food for you so do what I taught last time)

     

    好啦！再忍耐一下，就要過關了啦！(Be patient! I am finished soon!)

     

    追到手了以後可別忘了兄弟喔！(Don’t forget to help me up there too!)

     

    好香、好香，肚子更餓了！能不能快點？(Smell so good making me hungrier!)

     

    你瞄準得到嗎？我幫你盯著！(Let me keep the target for you!)

     

    這樣還是不行啦！(Still not high enough, Buddy!)

     

    果然上面的好吃，謝啦! (I found good stuff at a higher place, thanks!)

  • Don’t Hire these Plumbers !!!

  • Sex On Mars

    WAN

    The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
    enough Frequent Flier miles.

    They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.

    Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how
    they make money, etc.

    Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

    ‘Just how do you guys do it?’ asks Maureen.

    The Martian responds, ‘Pretty much the way you do.’

    A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the
    night and experience one another… Maureen and the male Martian go off to a
    bedroom where the Martian strips.. He’s got only a teeny,weenie member about
    half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.

    ‘I don’t think this is going to work,’ says Maureen..

    ‘Why?’ he asks. ‘What’s the matter?’

    ‘Well,’ she replies, ‘it’s just not long enough to reach me!’

    ‘No problem,’ he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With
    each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it’s quite
    impressively long.

    ‘Well,’ she says, ‘that’s quite impressive, but it is still narrow.’

    ‘No problem,’ he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
    member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
    exciting to the woman.

    ‘Wow!’ she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.

    The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate
    ways. As they walked along, Charlie asks, ‘Well, was it any
    good?’

    ‘I hate to say it,’ says Maureen, ‘but it was wonderful. How about you?’

    ‘It was horrible,’ he replies. ‘All I got was a headache … She kept
    slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.’

    IF YOU DON’T LAUGH AT THIS, YOU ARE BEYOND HOPE!!!

  • FIFTH GRADE STUDENT

    WAN

    A  group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on  a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about  thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the  horses.
    When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was  decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the  other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the mens room when  one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
    Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and  began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their ‘wee-wees’ to  direct the flow away from their clothes.
    As she lifted one, she couldn’t  help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she  was staring the teacher said, ‘You must be in the 5th grade.’
    ‘No,  ma’am’, he replied. ‘I’m riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I  appreciate your help.’

  • Gotta Love These!

    The Smile for the Day

    If these don’t make you smile, you are having a really bad day

  • Bacon Tree.. you will love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The Bacon Tree
    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving.
    They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:
    “Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell?  Ees bacon, I theenk.”
    “Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon.”
    With renewed hope, they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
    There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.
    “Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved!  Ees a bacon tree!”
    “Luis, maybe ees a meerage?
    We ees in the desert don’t forget.”
    “Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon?
    Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!”
    With that, Luis staggers towards the tree.
    He gets to within 5 yards, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.
    Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:
    “Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!”
    “Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it?”
    “Pepe ees not a bacon tree.  Ees…
    Ees…
    Ees…
    Ees…
    Ees… a ham bush.”
    SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this.
    Just couldn’t help it!
    Little voices made me do it!
    And I bet you tried to do the accent didn’t you?
    I know you did!
    You’re grinning aren’t you?

  • For sensitive men only!

    WAN

    The room was full of  pregnant women with their husbands.

    The instructor said,  “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially  beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic  muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and  try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a  path.”

    “Gentlemen, remember —  you’re in this together, it wouldn’t hurt you to go  walking with her.  In fact, that shared  experience would be good for you both.”

    The room suddenly became  very quiet as the men absorbed this information.  After a
    few moments a man, name  unknown, at the      back of the room, slowly  raised his hand.

    “Yes?” said the  instructor.

    “I was just wondering if it  would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we  walk?”

    Brings  a tear to your eye doesn’t it?
    This  kind of sensitivity just can’t be taught.

  • The Sensuous Wife

    WAN

    “Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?” asked the wife.
    “No,” said her husband.
    She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
    “Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?” she asked.
    “Uh, no,” he said.
    She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
    “Now,” she said, “Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?”
    “No,” he said, now really intrigued.
    “Well go look in the garage…”