Wan's WorldMonday, 25 Nov 2024
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FORGOT MY GLASSES

FORGOT MY GLASSES Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time.  Talking about my “doing something useful” seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.  She was “only thinking of me” and suggested I go down to the senior...
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