Wan's World

16 April 2013, 07:04:21

Gay Flight Attendant

THE GAY FLIGHT  ATTENDANT:  ( My flight was being served by an  obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in  a good mood as he served us food and  drinks.  As the plane prepared to  descend, he came swishing down the aisle...

16 April 2013, 07:04:33

Politically incorrect

I’d just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said ‘I’ve not eaten for two days.’ I told him, ‘I wish I had your will...

16 April 2013, 07:04:18

The bluebird of happiness…

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16 April 2013, 07:04:08

Scottish humour

A woman goes to the doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband’s temper and threatening manner. The doc asks: “What’s the problem, Janet? The woman says: “Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma...

16 April 2013, 07:04:36

Barbie and GI Joe

A girl is in line to see Santa. When it’s her turn, she climbs up on Santa’s lap. Santa asks, “What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?” The girl replies, “I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe.” Santa looks...

15 April 2013, 07:04:57

Lots of Good Tips

Subject: Lots of Good...

15 April 2013, 07:04:10

The Balcony

An old man lay stretched out across three complete seats in the movie theatre. When the usher came by and saw this, he whispered to the old man “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat” The old man didn’t reply, he just...

15 April 2013, 07:04:36

BE VERRY, VERRY QUIET

“Be vewy, vewy quiet ….. I’m hunting meals-on-wheels! Shhhhhh!!”     Don’t you just love this...

15 April 2013, 07:04:33

Irsh Hunters

Two  Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They  managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the  pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected  strongly. ‘Last year we got...