Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk
comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the
guy in the middle, shouting,
“Your mom’s the best s*x in town!”
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores
him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to
the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back,
points at the same guy, and says,
“I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!”
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the
drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces,
“Your mom liked it!”
Finally the guy interrupts.
“Go home, Dad, you’re drunk!”
