Wan's World

Day: June 2, 2013

  • Helicopters and Software

    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle
    when an electrical malfunction disabled all
    of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and
    communications equipment.

    Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could
    not determine the helicopter’s position.
    The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it,
    circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said

    “WHERE AM I?” in large letters.

    People in the tall building quickly responded to
    the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a
    building window.

    Their sign said
    “YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.”

    The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map,
    determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport,
    and landed safely. After they were on the ground,
    the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

    “I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building,
    because they gave me a technically c

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    orrect but
    completely useless answer.”

  • You have a license

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    Blonde orders a beer.

    The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman’s boobs and splashes all over them…

    The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.

    Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts To lick her breasts and she decks him!

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    He is lying on the floor moaning, ‘Jeez lady… Why do you let the bartender do it?’
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    “Helloooo!”, says the blonde, ‘He has a licker license!’

  • Signs: Enjoy!

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  • Beware of the ” Older Woman ”


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    THE OLDER WOMAN

    JIMBO ended up with an older woman at a Flora-dah beachclub dance  last night.
    She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
    In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and found himself thinking that she Probably had a really hot daughter.

    We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked  jimmmieee kins.. ever Had a Florida Sportsman’s Double.


    ‘What’s that?’      he asked.
    ‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

    I said, ‘No,‘ – excitedly.

    We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.

    I went back to her place.

    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mom, you still awake?’