Wan's World

Day: September 10, 2013

  • The Hat

    Amazing how your values change as you age!
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    I LOVE THIS WOMAN
    An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
    A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”
    “Yes, I know,” said the lady. “I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.”
    “But madam, you must know that you are notwearing any panties and your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.
    The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”

  • SUBSTITUTE DOCTOR

    You have to love Ole:
    Ole  Fills In
    A  doctor in Duluth , Minnesota wanted to get
    off work and go hunting, so he approached  his assistant.

    “Ole, I am  goin’ huntin’ tomorrow and don’t want to close  the clinic. I want you to
    take care of all my  patients.”

    “Yes, sir!” answers  Ole.

    The doctor goes hunting and the following day asks: “So, Ole, How was  your day?”

    Ole told him that he took care of three  patients. “The first one had a headache so I  gave him TYLENOL.”

    “Bravo, mate, and the second one?”

    “The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,” says  Ole.

    “Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” 

    “Sir,  I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off  everything including her panties and lies

    down on  the table and shouts: ‘HELP ME –  I haven’t seen a man in over two  years!!’”

    “Tunderin’ Lard Yeezus,  Ole,
    What did  you do?” asks the doctor.

    “I put  drops in her eyes!!”

      You thought  I was sending a dirty joke!!
    WAN