Day: September 18, 2013

  • This explains everything

    PLEASE READ IMPORTANT.
    DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!
    It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!
    IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT.
    WARNING TO US ALL!!!
    Shampoo Warning! I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower!
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body,
    And printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”
    No wonder I have been gaining weight!
    Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap.
    It’s label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”
    Problem solved! If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower!

    WAN

  • Fun Stuff You May Not Know!

    Fun Stuff You May Not Know!
     
    FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW…………………..

    It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

    Gold is the only metal that doesn’t rust, even if it’s buried in the ground for thousands of years.

    Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

    If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

    Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related diseases.

    Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals..


    Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.
    The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year..

    Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent.

    Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn’t smoke unless it’s heated above 450 F.

    The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

    Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean.

    The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man.

    Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.

    The University of Alaska spans four time zones.

    The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.

    In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.

    Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy Birthday.

    Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

    A comet’s tail always points away from the sun. 

     
    The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent.

    Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.

    The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.

    If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.

    When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.

    In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.


    Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.

    Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.

    The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.

    The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.

    Due to earth’s gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.

    Mickey Mouse is known as “Topolino” in Italy.

    Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.

    Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.

    For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.

    The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.


    And last but not least:

    This is called ‘money bags’. So send this on to 5 and money will arrive in 5 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not pass this on will have money troubles for the rest of the year.

     
    Superstitious or not, I passed this along because it is interesting information.
    WAN
  • Get Second Opinion – don’t ever rush !

    Second Opinion!

    The doctor said, ‘Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

    You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.’

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realised that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

    He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, ‘That’s what I need… A new suit…’

    He entered the shop and told the salesman, ‘I’d like a new suit..’

    The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, ‘Let’s see… Size 44 long.’

    Joe laughed, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’

    ‘Been in the business 60 years!’ the tailor said.

    Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

    As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, ‘How about a new shirt?’

    Joe thought for a moment and then said, ‘Sure.’

    The salesman eyed Joe and said, ‘Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.’

    Joe was surprised, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’

    ‘Been in the business 60 years.’

    Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

    Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, ‘How about some new underwear?’

    Joe thought for a moment and said, ‘Sure.’

    The salesman said, ‘Let’s see… Size 36.

    Joe laughed, ‘Ah ha! I got you! I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.’

    The salesman shook his head, ‘You can’t wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.’

    Get Second Opinion - dont ever rush

    New suit – $400
    New shirt – $36
    New underwear – $10
    Second Opinion – PRICELESS