Wan's World

Day: September 24, 2013

  • This is Priceless

    If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this.

     

    Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.

    The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

     

     On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.

     The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

     He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”

     A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a week. Why?”

     The CEO said, “Wait right here.”

     

     He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.”

     

    Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”

     

    From across the room a voice said, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”

    WAN 

  • No Name

    A woman meets a man in a bar. 
    They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving 
    together. They get back to his place, and as he 
    shows her around his apartment she notices that 
    one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with 
    soft, sweet, cuddly Teddy bears.

    There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds 
    and hundreds of cute, cuddly Teddy bears carefully 
    placed in rows, covering the entire wall! 

    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to 
    lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched 
    by the amount of thought he had put into organising 
    the display.

    There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, 
    medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle 
    shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way 
    along the top shelf.

    She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to 
    have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. 
    She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, 
    but doesn’t mention this to him.

    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, 
    after awhile, she finds herself thinking, ‘Oh my God! 
    Maybe this guy could be the one! 
    Maybe he could be the future father of my children?’

    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. 
    He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the 
    passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in 
    his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they 
    rip off each other’s clothes and make hot, steamy love. 

    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, 
    more creativity, and more heat than she has ever known.

    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with 
    this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in 
    the afterglow. 
    The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and 
    asks coyly, 
    “Well, how was it for you?” 

    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, 
    looks deeply into her eyes…

    And says:

    “Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.”

    🙂

    WAN