Day: September 26, 2013

  • A FAIRY TALE FOR MEN…

    A FAIRY TALE FOR MEN…

    A FAIRY TALE FOR MEN

    The Prince asked the beautiful Princess… “Will you marry me?”

    The Princess said “NO!”

    And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The End

  • A Laugh

    A Laugh

     A Laugh
    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
     those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

    Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.

    Helloooo………… just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.

    So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year…. that these windows would pay for themselves in a year. Hellooooo? It’s been a year, so they’re paid for, I told him.

    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.