Wan's World

Day: October 6, 2013

  • The Irish Daughter

    An Irish daughter had not been home for 
    over three years. Upon her return, her 
    father yelled at her, 

    “Where have ye been all this time? 
    Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. 
    Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what 
    ye put yer old Mother thru?”

    The girl, crying, replied, Sniff, sniff….
    “Dad…..I was too embarrassed, 
    I became a prostitute.”

    “Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless hussy! 
    Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this Catholic family, 
    so ye are.”

    “OK Daddy…as ye wish…I just came back to give 
    Mammy this luxurious fur coat, title deed to an 
    eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million cheque. 
    For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex. 
    And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited 
    edition convertible that’s parked outside, plus a 
    membership to the Limerick Country Club.” 

    She takes a breath and continues, 
    “…and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years 
    Eve on board my new yacht in the Caribbean.”

    “Now what was it ye said ye had become?” says Dad.

    Girl, crying again, Sniff, sniff….
    “A prostitute Daddy!” Sniff, sniff.

    “Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death girl! 
    I thought ye said a PROTESTANT. 
    Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug.”

    WAN

  • :EYS(;-))

    Here’s  another trick of Doctor Dementia to test your  skills….


     I’ve   seen this with the letters out of order, but this  is the  first time I’ve seen it with numbers. Good  example of a  Brain Study: If you can read this  OUT LOUD,   you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer’s is a  long long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near  you.

    7H15       M3554G3

    53RV35       7O PR0V3

    H0W       0UR M1ND5 C4N

    D0       4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!

    1MPR3551V3       7H1NG5!

    1N       7H3 B3G1NN1NG

    17       WA5 H4RD BU7

    N0W,       0N 7H15 LIN3

    Y0UR       M1ND 1S

    R34D1NG       17

    4U70M471C4LLY

    W17H       0U7 3V3N

    7H1NK1NG       4B0U7 17,

    B3       PROUD! 0NLY

    C3R741N       P30PL3 C4N

    R3AD       7H15.

    PL3453       F0RW4RD 1F

    U       C4N R34D 7H15.

             To  my ‘selected’ strange-minded friends: If you can read the  following paragraph, forward it on to  your friends with  ‘yes’ in the subject line. Only great minds can read this. This is  weird, but  interesting!

             If  you can read this, you have a strange mind, too. Can you read  this? Only 55 people out of 100   can.

             I  cdnuolt  blveiee  that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what  I  was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of   the  hmuan  mnid,  aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it   dseno’t  mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the  olny iproamtnt  tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in  the rghit pclae. The rset  can  be a taotl mses and you  can still raed it  whotuit a pboerlm. This is  bcuseae  the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey  lteter by istlef, but the  word as  a wlohe.  Azanmig  huh?  Yaeh and I  awlyas tghuhot slpeling was  ipmorantt!

             If   you can raed,  this frowrad  it.

    WAN

  • The Blonde

    A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck 
    after buying air at a real bargain, needed money 
    desperately. 
    To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and 
    hold him for ransom. 

    She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid 
    randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, 

    “I’ve kidnapped you.” 
    She then wrote a big note saying, 
    “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put 
    $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the 
    apple tree next to the slides, on the south side 
    of the playground. Signed, A blonde.” 

    The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s 
    shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. 

    The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, 
    a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. 

    The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 
    with a note that said, 

    “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?” 

    WAN