Day: November 18, 2013

  • How was I born?

    How was I born?

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    “That’s not what Daddy told me! “

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    Daddy, how was I born?

    A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’

    The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.  There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 

    (Scroll down…You’ll love this ….)

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  • Death bed promise

    Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with his
    nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. “So”, he says to them:

         “Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses.”

         “Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza.”

         “Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center.”

          “Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown.”

          The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away,
    she says , “Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated all this property”.

          Sarah replies, “Property?  The schmuck has a paper route!” 

    WAN