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4 March 2014, 07:03:36
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like...
A must read to start your day – Phyllis Diller says it as it is……..
4 March 2014, 07:03:56
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other’s company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely...
The twilight years
4 March 2014, 07:03:06
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired....
NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS ANYMORE!
4 March 2014, 07:03:42
1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .’
My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab.’
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I...
Embarrassing Medical Exams – Funny!!!
4 March 2014, 07:03:52
A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was
relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to
attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the...
Guido, the Italian Lover
3 March 2014, 07:03:59
Dear Bill,
I’m writing to you because I need your help to get me flamin’ pilot’s licence back. You keep telling me you got all the right contacts. Well now’s your chance to make something happen for me because, mate,...
LETTER FROM AN AUSTRALIAN CATTLE STATION PILOT…
3 March 2014, 07:03:54
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing
declining memories, so they decided to
take a power memory class where one is
taught to remember things by association.
A few days after the class, the old man
was outside talking with his...
Memory Class
3 March 2014, 07:03:22
The Deaf Wife Problem
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there...
Hearing problem
3 March 2014, 07:03:26
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day.
The first cannibal says,
“You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender
missionary. I’ve baked ’em, I’ve roasted ’em,
I’ve stewed ’em, I’ve...
Cannibal Food
Murder at Tesco
MURDER AT TESCO Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in...