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Prostate check-up

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NO WONDER SO MANY OLDER GUYS RECKON THEY HAVE

PROSTATE PROBLEMS!!!

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and 

Gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.

 When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a 
Very pretty female doctor.

 The female doctor says,”I’m going to check your 
Prostate today, but this new procedure is a little 
Different from what you are probably used to.

 I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, 
then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,

 ’99’.
The old guy obeys and says,

 “99”.

 The doctor says, “Great”, now turn over on your left side 
and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,

 ‘99″. 

 Again, the old guy says,

 ’99’.”
The doctor said, “Very good”.

 Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees 
Raised slightly.

 I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with 
the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis

 to keep it out of the way.

 Now take a deep breath and say,

’99’. 

The old guy begins,

“One….

  two…

three…”

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old.

You grow old because you stop laughing!