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Funeral Home & Memorial Stone

- 4 March 2013, 07:03
YOU WOMEN ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS. BE SURE that you read the story of the memorial stone at the end!

FELLOWS KEEP IN MIND THE WIFE IS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU UNTIL THE VERY END.
SAY IT AIN’T SO!

THIS IS A FUNERAL HOME IN ALABAMA !
Just when you thought you’ve seen everything …


DEAD in his favourite chair (reclined), remote in hand …


Don’t miss the new, silky, black & gold pj’s, slippers and beer!
And are those a pack of Newport’s in his ashtray?



AND the football game is ON!


So, you thought you’d seen it all, eh?

THE MEMORIAL STONE

Billy died …. His will provided $30,000 for this elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle.
“Well, I’m sure Billy would be pleased,” she said.

“I’m sure you’re right,” replied Jonelle, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
“How much did this really cost?”

“All of it,” said Joyce .. “Thirty thousand dollars.”

“No!” Jonelle exclaimed. “I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?”

Joyce answered, “The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The whisky, wine, food and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone.”
Jonelle quickly computed the total of $7,500 and said “$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My God, how big is it?”

Joyce answered, “Two and a half carats”
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