Wan's World

A  group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on  a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about  thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the  horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was  decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the  other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the mens room when  one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and  began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their ‘wee-wees’ to  direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn’t  help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she  was staring the teacher said, ‘You must be in the 5th grade.’

‘No,  ma’am’, he replied. ‘I’m riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I  appreciate your help.’