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- 28 March 2013, 07:03

  A farmer stopped by his local garage to have his Land Rover MOT’d,
and as they couldn’t do it while he waited, he didn’t live far and would walk home.
On the way home he stopped at B&Q and bought a bucket, and a gallon of paint,
he stopped by the market and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose,
however, struggling outside the market he now had a problem –
how to carry his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost,
she asked, ‘Can you tell me how to get to Church Lane ?’
The farmer said, ‘Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to the lane,
I would walk you there but now I find that I can’t carry this lot.’
The old lady suggested,
‘Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket,
carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?’
 ‘Why thank you very much,’ he said and proceeded to walk the old lass home.
On the way he says ‘Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley,
we’ll be there in no time.’
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said,
‘I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me…
how do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall,
 pull up my skirt, and have your wicked way with me?’
 The farmer said, ‘Good Lord, woman’!
I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose.
How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that to you?’
 The old lady replied,
‘Put the goose down, cover it with the bucket,
put the paint on top of the bucket,
and I’ll hold the chickens!

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