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Aussie helpline

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> “G’day mate, Foster’s helpline…What’s the problem cobber?”
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> “I’m in Darwin with my sheila and she’s been stung on the minge by a wasp,
> and now her pussy has completely closed up.”
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> “Bummer dude!”
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> ” Thanks mate, I hadn’t thought of that, Bye.”