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Gay Flight Attendant

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THE GAY FLIGHT  ATTENDANT: 
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My flight was being served by an  obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in  a good mood as he served us food and  drinks. 
As the plane prepared to  descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that  ‘Captain Azmi has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing  the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could  just put your trays up, that would be super.’

On his  trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and  rather Arabic-looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. ‘Perhaps  you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked  you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us  on the ground.’ 

She calmly turned her head  and said, ‘In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take  orders from no one.’ 

To which (I swear) the  flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
‘Well,  sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank  you. Tray-up, Bitch!’



Every  day we have

thankful  for… 

Today  ……. We are thankful

that the photographer was not  standing on the
other side !
Have  a great day!