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The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says………
“Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk.”
“Ees, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon.”
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon … Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
“Pepe, Pepe, wees saved! Ees a bacon tree!”
“Luis, maybe ees a meerage? Wees in the desert don’t forget.”
“Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon…ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!”
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath….
“Pepe… Go back, man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!”
“Luis, Luis mi amigo… what ees it? ”
“Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees….
Ees…..
Ees….
Ees….
Ees…
Ees….
Ees….. a ham bush….”
SORRY. I know there’s something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldn’t help it! Little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent too, didn’t you – I know you did! You are grinning…..aren’t you!
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