Wan's World

“Back in me pub in Glasgow,” brags the Scotsman,
“fer every four pints of stout I order,
they give me one fer free!”

“In me pub in London,” says the Englishman,
“I pay fer two pint’s o’ Guiness and they give
me a third one free!”

“That’s nuthin'” says the Irishman,
“Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar,
they give the first pint fer free, the second pint
fer free, the third pint fer free — and then they
take you upstairs and you have s*x for FREE!”

“Is that true?” asks the Scotsman.
“Has that really happened to you?”