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The Pharmacist

- 12 May 2013, 07:05


A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have
s*x with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he’s a virgin.
He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice.

The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know
about sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms
he’d like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack.
The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.

That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late.
His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight
to the dinner table where her parents are already seated.

The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows
his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his
head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement
from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boy,

“I had no idea you were this religious.”

The boy turns and whispers back,

“I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”

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