Wan's World

“Listen up kids! There will be NO hankypanky on
this trip. Not even the wetting of the tip of your
parts. All of you males, take off your ‘male parts’
and hand them to Jim the Monkey.
He will write you a receipt.
After we see land, you can get your ‘parts’ back.”

After about a week, Mr. Rabbit ran over to his wife
and very excitedly said,

“Quick! Get on my shoulders and look out the window
to see if there is any land out there!”

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders,
looked out the window and said,

“Sorry, no land yet.”

“Crap!” shouted Mr. Rabbit and out he went.

This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up
with him.

“What is the matter with you? You know it will rain
for forty days and nights. Only after the water had
drained will we be able to see land.
But why are you acting so excited every day?”

“Look!”

said Mr. Rabbit with an impatient look on his
face as he held out a piece of paper.