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DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you … I want a divorce right away!’
And the husband replied, ‘Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you
what happened.’
And the husband began — ‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young
lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car..I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days…So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poorthing devoured them in moments.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her
the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.’
The husband took a quick breath and continued – ‘She was so grateful for my understanding
and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,‘Please …. Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?
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