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Betty Crocker

- 12 June 2013, 07:06

Linda could never get her husband to do anything
around the house.
James would come home from work, sit in front of the
TV, eat dinner, and sit some more…
He would never do those little household repairs that
most husbands take care of.

This frustrated Linda quite a bit.

One day, the toilet stopped up.
When James got home, she said sweetly,

“Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?”

Her husband snarled,
“What do I look like? The Tidy-Bowl Man?”
and sat down on the sofa.

The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn’t work.
When James got home, she said, very nicely,

“Honey, the disposal won’t work. Would you try to fix it for me?”
Once again, he growled,
“What do I look like? Mr. Plumber?”

The next day, the washing machine was on the blink.
When her husband got home,
Linda steeled her courage and said,

“Honey, the washer isn’t running. Would you check it?”
And again, she was met with a snarl,
“What do I look like? The Maytag Repairman?”

Finally, she had had enough.

The next morning, Lisa called three repairmen to
fix the toilet, the garbage disposal, and the washer.

When her husband got home, she said,

“Honey, I had the repairmen out today.”

He frowned, “Well, how much is that going to cost?”

“Well honey, they all said I could pay them by baking
them a cake, or having passionate fun with them.”

“Well, what kind of cakes did you bake them?”
he asked.

She smiled, and says:

“What do I look like? Betty Crocker?”



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