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Since 1955

- 30 June 2013, 07:06

NO  SEX Since 1955

A  crusty old Marine Sergeant Major (***) found himself at a gala event hosted by a  local liberal arts college.

There  was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of  whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

“Excuse  me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something  bothering you?”

“Negative,  ma’am. Just serious by nature.”

The  young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you  have seen a lot of action.”

“Yes,  ma’am, a lot of action.”

The  young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you  should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.”

The  Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally  the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but  when is the last time you had sex?”

“1955,  ma’am.”

“Well,  there you are. No wonder you’re so serious. You really need to chill out! I  mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where  she proceeded to “relax” him several times.

Afterwards,  panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.”

The  Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, “I hope not; it’s only 2130  now.”

(Gotta  love military time)


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