An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian,
a Turk, an Aussie, an American, an Egyptian, a Jap,
a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian,
a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede,
a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb,
a Czech, and a Swiss man walk into a bar.
The bartender says,
“I can’t let you in without a Thai.”
🙂