Wan's World

The Blonde

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A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck 
after buying air at a real bargain, needed money 
desperately. 
To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and 
hold him for ransom. 

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid 
randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, 

“I’ve kidnapped you.” 
She then wrote a big note saying, 
“I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put 
$10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the 
apple tree next to the slides, on the south side 
of the playground. Signed, A blonde.” 

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s 
shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. 

The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, 
a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. 

The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 
with a note that said, 

“How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”