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American Medical Association has weighed in on ObamaCare

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Whether you are for or against Obama Care, whatever your party, the following is well done and funny:  The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama administration’s new health care package.

Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!” Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter”. Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was sheer madness, while Radiologists felt they could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the initiative was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ass holes in Washington.