Wan's World

AUSSIE LATERAL THINKER

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Beer Monster 


This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two slabs of “VIC BITTER” cheap at the local “Bottle-o”. 

I placed the cartons on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two cartons of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?” …

I thought for a few seconds and asked,   “What kind o’ beer ‘ya got?” 


(Spoken like a true Aussie) ………………….