Merry Christmas

Written by

IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN

Who’s jolly and cute,

Wearing a beard and a
red flannel suit,

And if he is chuckling and
laughing away,

While flying around in a
miniature sleigh,
With eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,

Then let’s face it …

You’re Pissed!

Merry Christmas and a
Happy 2014 !