Wan's World

  

So he takes the chief    for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, ‘This is    a tree.’

The chief looks at the    tree and grunts, ‘Tree.’

The Priest is pleased    with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and    says, ‘This is a rock.’

Hearing this, the    chief looks and grunts, ‘Rock.’

The Priest was really    getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.    As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy    sexual activity.

The Priest is really    flustered and quickly responds, ‘Man riding a bike.’

The chief looks at the    couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.

The Priest goes    ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe    how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these    people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, ‘My    bike.’

Enjoy your day and    remember to keep off the roads when riding someone else’s    bicycle