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Migraine Cure

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Migraine Cure

A man goes to the doctor with a long 
history of migraine headaches. When the 
doctor does his history and physical, he 
discovers that his poor patient has had 
practically every therapy known to man for 
his migraines and STILL no improvement.

“Listen,” says the Doc, 
“I have migraines too, and the advice I’m going 
to give you isn’t really anything I learned 
in medical school, but it’s advice that I’ve 
gotten from my own experience. 

When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a 
nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. 
Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest 
water I can stand, especially around the forehead. 
This helps a little. 

Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, 
and even if my head is killing me, I force myself 
to have s*x with her. 
Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. 
Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in 
six weeks.”

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.

“Doc! I took your advice and it works! 
It REALLY WORKS! I’ve had migraines for 17 years 
and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!”

“Well,” says the physician, “I’m glad I could help.”

“By the way, Doc,” the patient adds, 

“you have a REALLY nice house.”