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Sex – Aboriginal Style

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An Australian Aboriginal picks up a hooker.
‘How much do you charge for da hour, sister?’ he asks.  ‘$100,’  she  replies.
He says ‘Do you do Aboriginal style?’  ‘No’  she says.
‘I pay you $200 to do it Aboriginal style’
‘No’,  she says, not knowing what Aboriginal style is.
‘I pay you $300’
‘No’, she says.
‘I pay you $400’
‘No’, she  says.
So finally he says, ‘OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it  Aboriginal style..’
She thinks, ‘Well, I’ve been in the game for  over 10 years now.
I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from  every part of the  world.
How bad could Aboriginal Style be?”.
So she agrees and has sex with him.
They do it in every  kind of way and in every possible position.
Finally,  after several  hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
‘Hey, I was expecting  something  perverted and disgusting.
But  that was good. So what exactly is ‘Aboriginal style’?’
The Aboriginal replies ‘You send da bill to da Gub’ment’