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Eight thoughts to ponder…..
EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. Number 5Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe even years.
Number 4Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 ThoughtLife is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
And as someone recently said to me: “Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last that long.”
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