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  • COMMENT FROM ROSS GREENWOOD: “Reality pill needed for Australians”

    A lesson in Budgeting:

    In USA today:

    Lesson # 1:

    Why the U.S. was downgraded:

    * U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
    * Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
    * New debt: $1,650,000,000,000
    * National debt: $14,271,000,000,000                                                                                                                                                * Recent budget cuts: $38,500,000,000

    Let’s now remove 8 zeros and pretend it’s a household budget:
    Annual family income: $21,700
    * Money the family spent: $38,200
    * New debt on the credit card: $16,500
    * Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
    * Total budget cuts: $385

    Got It ?????

    OK, now Lesson # 2:

    Here’s another way to look at the Debt Ceiling:

    Let’s say, you come home from work and find there has been a sewer
    backup in your neighbourhood … and your home has sewage all the way up to
    your ceilings.
    What do you think you should do?

    Raise the ceilings, or pump out the (ummmm) “effluent”?

    Lesson # 3 :

    in Australia today

    Right now the Federal Government is at pains to tell everyone – including us,
    the mug-punters, and the International Monetary Fund, that it will not exceed
    its own, self-imposed, borrowing limits.

    How much?    $200 billion.   And here’s a worry.

    If you work in a bank’s money market operation; or if you are a politician,
    the millions turn into billions and it rolls off the tip of the tongue a bit
    too easily. But every dollar that is borrowed, some time, has to be repaid.
    By you, by me and by the rest of the country.

    Just after 5 o’clock tonight I did a bit of math for Jason Morrison (Sydney
    radio presenter). But it’s so staggering its worth repeating now.

    First thought: Gillard, Swan, Wong, and before that Rudd, and all of the Labor
    Cabinet call these temporary borrowings, a “temporary deficit”.

    Remember Those Words :  TEMPORARY DEFICIT.

    The total Government debt will end up around $200 billion.
    So here’s a very basic calculation… I used a home loan calculator to work
    it out….. it’s that simple..
    $200 billion is two hundred thousand million dollars.

    The current 10 year Government bond rate is 4.67 per cent. I worked the loan
    out over a period of 20 years. Now here’s where it gets scary …. really
    scary.

    The repayments on $200 billion come to more than one and a quarter billion
    dollars – every month – for 20 years. It works out that we – as taxpayers – will
    be repaying $15.4 billion in interest and principal every year .. $733 for
    every man woman and child – every year.

    The total interest bill over the 20 years is – get this – $108 billion.

    Remember, this is a Government that just 4 years ago had NO debt. NO debt.

    In fact, it had enough money to create the Future Fund, to pay the future
    liabilities of public servants’ superannuation, and it had enough to stick
    $20 billion into the Building Australia Fund …..

    A note was sent to me, which explains that the six leading members of the
    Government, from Ms Gillard down, have a collective work experience of 181
    years, but only 13 years in the private sector.

    If you take out of those 13 years the number that were spent as trade union
    lawyers, 11 years, only two years were spent in the private sector.

    So out of those 181 years:

    – no years spent running their own business
    – no years spent starting their own business
    – no years spent as a director of a family business or a company
    – no years as a director of a public company
    – no years in a senior position in a public company
    – no years in a senior position in a private company
    – no years working in corporate finance
    – no years in corporate or business restructuring
    – no years working in or with a bank
    – no years of experience in the capital markets
    – no years in a stock-broking firm
    – no years in negotiating debt facilities with banks
    – no years running a small business
    – no years at the World Bank or IMF or OECD
    – no years in Treasury or Finance.

    But these people have plunged Australia into unprecedented debt.

    Well, in a way you can’t blame them.
    It’s clear the electorate did not do their homework, because the Government
    is there by right.

    Ah, but they are Labor and people vote for them because Labor is good for
    the working family – right???

    If you have read this you may like to pass it on to your friends to help
    educate them a little as you, them and I, will be repaying the above

    PS
    And as a footnote:

    We wonder about the situation in Ireland, Spain, Portugal and Greece. And perhaps now France, and Italy.

    But all is not bad, perhaps. In times of a recession, or rather larger recessions, government hep is needed and that is where those reserves help get people through it. But it does need a degree of common sense to work well. [Remember the US Bush years of taking a surplus and creating a massive deficit, which of course is the fault of the successor government!]

  • Leroy’s Hearing

    In a Detroit church Sunday morning a preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” 
    With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”

    Leroy replied, “Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing.”  The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy’s ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy’s head, and then  prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

     

    After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, “Leroy, how is your hearing now?”

     

    Leroy answered, “I don’t know.  It ain’t ’til Thursday.”


  • Two Men Fishing

    Profound Thoughts:

    Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

     

    Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, ‘I think I’m gonna divorce my wife.
    She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.’

    Rod continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says,
    ‘You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.’

  • Medical Examination

    WANWhile examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine.

    Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”

    The lady started taking off her clothes…..

    Doctor, stopping her: “No! No! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue.”

  • Today’s Quote

    WAN

    Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish & he will never starve.Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps,

    section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordans and

    he will throw his fishing gear away & vote Democrat* for a lifetime.

    * Insert Political Party of Your Choice.

  • A Stunning Senior Moment

    And for safe sex, we wore wedding rings…

     

  • What A Wonderful World

    Low clouds over a volcano.
    The world going to sleep.
    Very interesting patterns

     

    The world wakes up.

     

    Peaceful Calm

     

    Water at work.

     

    Niagara Falls at night.

     

    Ahhhhh..one most westerners are familiar with.

     

    Bryce Canyon – How Majestic! It looks even better in the summer.

     

    How austere!

     

    Hope you remembered to fill the tank!

     

    Winter in the Smokies.

     

    Safety note: Never go swimming alone!

     

    Slippery when wet!

     

    Even on your darkest day, there is a silver lining!

     

    Now, that's a shower!

     

    A dandelion covered with dew.

     

    Just WOW!

     

    I'm not exactly sure why people are so into climbing these things!

     

    What a Beautiful World
  • How to avoid going shopping with your wife

    WAN

    My wife, was always nagging me to go shopping with her..

     

     

    Then I began wearing my new t -shirt.

     

     

    She doesn’t want me to go shopping with her anymore. 

     

    “If you’re not laughing, you’re not living….”

     

  • The Problem is ………..

    The problem is not how did they get in there….
    it’s how do you get them out??

  • So, How is your day going?

    And you thought you had a bad day!