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SPEEDING IN WISCONSIN

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An Elkhart Lake, WI. policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem–a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which read ‘RADAR TRAP AHEAD..’ The officer also found the boy had an
accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading ‘TIPS’ and a
bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Sheboygan, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs..

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, ‘I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper’s Ball. ‘He
replied, ‘Wisconsin State Troopers don’t have balls.’ There was a
moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left.