Wan's WorldThursday, 19 Jan 2017
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No sex since 1955

A crusty old Chief Bosun’s Mate found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Chief for conversation. “Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is...
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