Wan's World

Suits £15. 00
Trousers £3. 50
Shirts £2. 00

One said to the other one “Will ye look at that – we could buy a lot of that gear and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune. When we go in the shop don’t say anything, let me do all the talking “cause if they hear our accent they might not serve us so I’ll speak in my best English accent.”

They go in and he orders,

50 suits at £15. 00 and
50 trousers at £3. 50 and
100 shirts at £2. 00

The owner of the shop says “You’re Irish aren’t you”

“Ah Bejaysus. . . . . Yes, how de hell did ye know?”,

The owner says, “This is a dry cleaners!!!!!”