A doctor in WI wanted to get off work and go hunting so he told his assistant, “Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of the patients.”
“Ya,, for sure.” answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks;, “Ole, how was your day?”
Ole tells him he took care of 3 patients. The first one had a headache so he gave him a Tylenol. The second one had stomach burning so he gave him Maalax. The doctor was very impressed. “Bravo, Ole. you’re good at this. What did you do about the third one?”
“Vel, Dr.. I vas sittin here und suddenly da door opens and a voman enters like a flame! She undresses herself, taking off her bra and panties and lies down on da table and shouts; Help me! For 5 years i have not seen any men!”
“And what did you do, Ole?” asks the doctor.
“I put eye drops in her eyes!” Ole answers.