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Things you can only say at Christmas

- 17 December 2012, 07:12

THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS     

1: 
I prefer breasts to legs.
2: 
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: 
Smother the butter all over the breasts.  
4: 
If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!  
5: 
I’ve never seen a better spread!  
6: 
I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: 
Are you ready for seconds yet?  
8: It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?  
9: 
Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!  
10: 
Don’t play with your meat!  
11: 
Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.  
12: 
Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: 
I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!  
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: 
How long will it take after you put it in?  
16: 
You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.  
17: 
Just pull the end and wait for the bang.  
18: 
That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!  
19: 
I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning.  
20: 
Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more


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