Wan's World

> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
> liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
> suitable for use as a mixer.It will now be possible for a man to
> literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
> this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
> “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”.
> Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
> Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
> implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.This means that
> by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs
> and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with
> them.
> If you don’t send this to five old friends right away there will be
> five fewer people laughing in the world.

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