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Beach Talk

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Little  boy at the nude beach.

A  mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude  beach.

As  the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the  women have boobs bigger than his mother’s, so he goes back  to ask her why.

She  tells her son, ‘The bigger they are, the sillier the lady  is.’

The  boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but  returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger  things than his dad does.

She  replies, ‘The bigger they are, the dumber the man  is’

Again  satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to  play.
Shortly  thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his  mother,

‘Daddy  is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer  he talks, the dumber he gets.’