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- 24 April 2013, 07:04

  Two men were talking.  ‘So, how’s your sex life?’
  ‘Oh, nothing special. I’m having Pension sex.’
  ‘Pension sex?’
‘Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!’
   A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
  ‘I’ve got a big problem, doctor.   Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes,  he lets out this ear splitting yell.’
  ‘My dear,’ the shrink said, ‘that’s completely natural.
  I don’t see what the problem is..’
  ‘The problem is,’ she complained, ‘it wakes me up!’
   Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife  during a recent lovemaking session,
  ‘How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?’
  She glanced at him and replied, ‘You’re never home!’
  A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary
The husband yelled, ‘when you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold as Ever’.’
  ‘Yeah,’ she replies, ‘when you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.’
  My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, ‘This will make you happy tonight.’
He was right..  When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn’t get back in.
  One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found  her 92 year-old husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.
  Brought before the court on the charge of murder.
  The judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defence.
  She began coolly, ‘Yes, your honour.  I figured that at 92, if he could have sex…He could also fly.’

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