A Ducati bike rider walked into a chemist shop in Brisbane, Qld and asked
> to talk to a male pharmacist.
>
> The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that
> as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.
> She then asked if she could help him. The biker said that it was something
> that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
>
> The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional,
> and
> whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she
> would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
>
> The biker then agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to
> discuss,
> but I have a ……permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems, and
> severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
> The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister.”
>
> When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length, and the absolute
> best we can do is:
> 1/3 ownership in the shop ….
> A company car…
> Five home cooked dinners a week ..
> And $ 3,000 a month in living expenses.”