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Baby Bottles and Condoms
A fellow is going on a tour of a factory
that produces various latex products.
At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that
manufactures baby-bottle nipples.
The machine makes a loud hiss-pop! noise.
“The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,”
explains the guide.
“The popping sound is a needle poking a hole in the end
of the nipple.”
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory
where condoms are manufactured.
The machine makes a noise:
‘Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop!”
“Wait a minute!” says the man taking the tour.
“I understand what the ‘hiss, hiss,’ is, but what’s
that ‘pop!’ every so often?”
“Oh, it’s just the same as in the baby-bottle
nipple machine,” says the guide.
“It pokes a hole in every fourth condom.”
“Well, that can’t be good for the condoms!”
“Yeah, but it’s great for the baby-bottle nipple business!”
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