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Damn Fairy
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fair appeared on their table.
She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment:
‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.!
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…
The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female……
SEND THIS
TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS
A GOOD LAUGH .
AND TO ANY
MAN WHO CAN
HANDLE IT!
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