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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The great question. which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?”
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
‘Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.’
‘There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.’
Sam Kinison
‘I’ve had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.’
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once….
Nash
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’
Anonymous
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’
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