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Little Tommy

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For those who are not familiar with “Little Tommy”, he is famous for always embarrassing his teachers!

The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a  sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, ‘My family went to my  granddad’s  farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was ascinating.’

The teacher said, ‘That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate, not fascinating’.

Sally raised her hand. She said, ‘My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.

The teacher said, ‘Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’

LittleTommy raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Tommy  before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate,’ so she called on him.

Tommy said, ‘My aunt Gina  has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.’

The teacher sat down and cried.