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A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving
together. They get back to his place, and as he
shows her around his apartment she notices that
one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with
soft, sweet, cuddly Teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds
and hundreds of cute, cuddly Teddy bears carefully
placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to
lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched
by the amount of thought he had put into organising
the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to
have such a large collection of Teddy Bears.
She is quite impressed by his sensitive side,
but doesn’t mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,
after awhile, she finds herself thinking, ‘Oh my God!
Maybe this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?’
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.
He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the
passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they
rip off each other’s clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion,
more creativity, and more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with
this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in
the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and
asks coyly,
“Well, how was it for you?”
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek,
looks deeply into her eyes…
And says:
“Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.”
🙂
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